Last week, I took the hardest working vacation of my life. Travis and I (along with over 10,000 other insane folks) pedaled our asses off - literally - from the western border of Iowa to the eastern. 480 miles, to be exact.
For.
My.
VACATION.
What the hell was I thinking? Was it something along the lines of [...]
My daily routine lately.
8:00 wake up. (&*SH!T!*& I meant to get up at 7:00.)
8:15 breakfast and Facebook. (Yeah, I know. It’s like my coffee in the morning, ok?)
9:00 leave for work. (If I’m lucky.)
9:15 at work. (Love that commute)
10:00 actually start work after catching up with co-workers, seeing if the house I want in Denver [...]
I had never heard of this chick until today, but apparently she was a born and bred “socialite.” Just what that is, or how one attains that job title I’m not completely certain. Apparently it requires copious amounts of rich ancestors.
In other curious news, how does one get the name “Sale,” as in the deceased’s [...]
Does anyone else come up with really great blog topics at night, right on the verge of sleepytime, and then forget it by morning? Last night I had two or three really profound and witty topics just bouncing around in my head. Is my memory THAT bad that I can’t even remember something for 12 [...]
I thought this article was oozing with “awwwww, ain’t that sweet”-ness, but I prefer my grandparents’ story. They were married 60 years and 10 months when my grandma passed away 10 years ago. And not a day goes by that my grandpa doesn’t tell us all how much he misses her. Sure, he didn’t follow [...]
Yes, it’s true that after the spa yesterday I kept finding algae in strange places. But I think it’s all, um, wiped up now.
That massage/body treatment was seriously the. best. ever. in the history of EVER. I’m already contemplating day trips to Gdansk for repeat procedures. My skin has never felt so silky and smooth, [...]
We’re fresh off the plane and I’m just chillin’ on the couch at home like normal once again. Well, not quite “normal” as normally I don’t wipe seaweed out of my ass crack for a few hours.
We stayed at some high-falutin rootin tootin place and it had a spa. And since I haven’t had any [...]
Ninety-eight years ago today, Grandma was born.
This has been a really tough year for her and I don’t think anyone expected her to make it to this birthday. Every day is a “bad day” now, with her unable to eat, unable to communicate, and sometimes unable to even wake up.
I don’t think this is [...]
A long time ago, I posted here about someone accidentally giving my e-mail address when he signed up for a three-month trial at AbuseHerAss.com.
This morning, something happened again - though not nearly as naughty.
I woke up to a LONG e-mail from someone named Lisa, asking how I was doing, if I was feeling better, and [...]
I am a planner. In interviews, if someone were to ask where I want to be in five years, I can respond by not only telling them what I’ll be doing, but who I’ll be with, what I’ll be wearing, and if I remembered to floss that morning. Because I have things that under control.
But [...]
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