I want to be a socialite when I grow up.
I had never heard of this chick until today, but apparently she was a born and bred “socialite.” Just what that is, or how one attains that job title I’m not completely certain. Apparently it requires copious amounts of rich ancestors.
In other curious news, how does one get the name “Sale,” as in the deceased’s mother’s name? Ah, the lives of the rich and famous are just too difficult for some lowly one like me to understand.
And finally, I know I live in Germany and all but I didn’t realize that was another planet, cause WTF? There is actually a person named Tila Tequila?
Now excuse me while I go to Monster.com and save my job search for “socialite.” That’s totally up my alley.

January 7th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Ummm if you figure out *how* to be one… please, let me know. I could probably handle getting paid to do *almost* nothing.