Oh. My. God.
Damn. I wrote an entire post about my wedding registry and how people should have to buy me all new stuff because we sold everything when we moved. And now I’d kinda like it back.
And the post was the usual, funny, witty, brilliant prose you’ve come to expect from me. Except I apparently didn’t save it.
Whatever, it doesn’t matter. The point is, I’m going to make a registry and encourage people to shop for me, since my life has been reduced down to almost NO material goods. Let me know if you’ve got some money burning a hole in your pocket and I’ll let you buy me a gift.
April 22nd, 2010 at 11:02 pm
I’ve got a spare dildo with your name ALL over it. Okay, so it really has those stupid fake bulging veins all over it, but still.
It’s yours! If you’re getting married you’re definitely going to need it.